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I went to hell....Satan was Chris Farley in a pink speedo with a beer stained wifebeater jacking off to devilish damsels stripteasing and rubbing their erect nipples along a bar made of bones and skulls atop a flaming stripper pole with every dead do-gooder from the United States and Taiwan.
Take your shot , you got me dead bang .
your childhood ends when you know your going to die...

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A revelation. I've come to the conclusion that when you get down to it, the bare nitty gritty, there are only three kinda of men as in sexual partners. This is only for the first few times sex is brought up in the life of any teenage male, in all wet fantasies that pass thru your mind as you vigorously grip your sweat moistened cock as it twitches with the delight of thinking about the girl next door after you catch a quick glimpse of her after she just showered and forgot to pull her blinds closed still dripping with soap suds and probing her developing body as she explores her most personal organs in front of her Victorian era particle board backed mirror. but back to the topic the first type would be : Test subject one, The average teenage male is always nervous and self-conscience about everything he does or has done so sex to him is a MAJOR part of his life. This type is extremely sure around girls a cool confident and an okay all around guy but, sex to him is that unsure thing because to him its just a hand on his cock. So as the cute little girl from next door starts to slide the condom down his begging dog with her hand or even her mouth (probably a very talented girl) feeling his excitement building up he can't help but contain himself and his body reacts. To the disappointment of the girl next door she is left with a midget in a diving suit. Confidence is good, but on to Test Subject Two, This subject has been hearing about how grand the "15 seconds of squishing noises " is and has fatefully become a victim of his own confidence after pushing his underdeveloped childhood in to the hormone and curiosity female partner who has fancied him for the night by whispering sweet nothings in to his ears and leading him on, after the severe poking and prodding into the girls body finding it warm wet and pink. But in the back of his head he is running dry his body not wanting to release not want to relax for a long time he keeps pressing his battered cock in to the sweet little girl. Checking her watch muttering “You almost, done I have shit to do". But to the sad fact he won't drop his load in to her and still it will take many tries before he will enjoy sexual intercourse. The third and final type is just the average day joe or better known as the Two minute man, need I say more.
This so ends my revelation...... WHAT TYPE ARE YOU ?

The voices in my head told me to kill you , but i'm pretty sure they were just kidding.

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