The tale of the depressed panda

Stuff i got sent ((girls should know about the mens))

Wed, 15 Jun 2005 04:37:30 GMT

1. Guys hate sluts.

2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" - two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

11. Guys get jealous easily.

12. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.

13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.

17. Guys are very open about themselves.

18. It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.

19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

23. Guys will brag about anything.

24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you.

25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if 1 guy's confused, then we're all confused.

27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.

29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.

30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.

32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

37. Guys don't really have final decisions.

38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.

40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

50. No guy can handle all his problems by his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

Wed, 15 Jun 2005 04:33:57 GMT

All you wanted to know about sex but where afraid to ask by Foxxie

Username

Age

Sexuality

Gender

Your Kiss

Can warm my soul

Your Touch

Makes me blush

Your Kink

Bondage and Satisfaction

Your Position

You on top

Your Lover

------N/A------

Your Libido: 52%

Your Trust: 76%

Will you last?

Dream on.

Quiz created with MemeGen!

Bored.

Wed, 15 Jun 2005 04:28:50 GMT

What Do You Long For Most In Life?::Girls And Guys Anime Pics:: by angel_drifter
name/username:
age:
current mood:
what you look like:
what you long for:	You Long For A Companion

Quiz created with MemeGen!

Poison

Mon, 13 Jun 2005 20:05:45 GMT

Your cruel device
Your blood, like ice
One look could kill
My pain, your thrill

I want to love you but I better not touch (Don't touch)
I want to hold you but my senses tell me to stop
I want to kiss you but I want it too much (Too much)
I want to taste you but your lips are venomous poison
You're poison running through my veins
You're poison, I don't want to break these chains

Your mouth, so hot
Your web, I'm caught
Your skin, so wet
Black lace on sweat

I hear you calling and it's needles and pins (And pins)
I want to hurt you just to hear you screaming my name
Don't want to touch you but you're under my skin (Deep in)
I want to kiss you but your lips are venomous poison
You're poison running through my veins
You're poison, I don't wanna break these chains
Poison

One look could kill
My pain, your thrill
I want to love you but I better not touch (Don't touch)
I want to hold you but my senses tell me to stop
I want to kiss you but I want it too much (Too much)
I want to taste you but your lips are venomous poison
You're poison running through my veins
You're poison, I don't wanna break these chains
Poison

I want to love you but I better not touch (Don't touch)
I want to hold you but my senses tell me to stop
I want to kiss you but I want it too much (Too much)
I want to taste you but your lips are venomous poison, yeah
I don't want to break these chains
Poison, oh no
Runnin' deep inside my veins,
Burnin' deep inside my veins
It's poison
I don't wanna break these chains
Poison

Bored i guess

Tue, 07 Jun 2005 17:57:40 GMT

What Icons are for you? by ladyallie
Username
Favourite Colour
Sex
Your Love icon is...
Your Sad Icon is...
Your Happy Icon is...
Your Angry Icon is...
Your Food Icon is...
Your Animal Icon is...
Your Random Icon is...
Your Cartoon Icon is...
Your Sexy Icon is...

Quiz created with MemeGen!

I guess how i feel.

Fri, 03 Jun 2005 03:53:04 GMT

Wed, 01 Jun 2005 14:52:34 GMT

It is as in the sky is raining again. Playfully jealous of people. I thought it wwas still only 6 thirty. Frozen Tv dinners for lunch, and a glass of rain water. Funny is the backwards waltz.
Is every one keeping dry and staying to high ground.
Is that milkie way on my desk going to kill me or will the power surdges.

Pretty Lies

Wed, 01 Jun 2005 06:50:46 GMT

Am I?

Lie Lies Lie....
What a fool to thinking.

Sat, 28 May 2005 20:31:56 GMT

Nevermind i found it it was on my hat.

Sat, 28 May 2005 20:29:36 GMT

I LOST MY TASEL I LOST MY TASSEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ohh FUCK ME JJESUS WHERE MY GOD DAMN TASSEL!!

Fri, 06 May 2005 13:52:46 GMT

Victor At age Twenty.

Sat, 30 Apr 2005 16:05:41 GMT

Your Birthdate: April 1

Your birthday suggests that are executive ability and leadership qualities in your makeup.

A birthday on day 1 of any month gives a measure of will power and self-confidence, and very often a rather original approach.

This 1 energy may diminish your ability and desire to handle details, preferring instead to paint with a broad brush.

You may be sensitive, but your feelings stay rather repressed.

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

english class stuff

Mon, 22 Nov 2004 18:26:33 GMT

Fri, 19 Nov 2004 04:43:52 GMT

Started using mozilla as a intrenet broswer
the speed is unbelievable...

Tue, 16 Nov 2004 19:59:05 GMT

People are computer illitarate fucks.... Props to mr. C for his patience ... but maybe we should just tape a fork to thier hand so they can eat thier pudding....damn architecture with stupid people is retarded.

Mon, 01 Nov 2004 03:51:44 GMT

Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is...	delicious
Your hugs are...	Loving
Your eyes...	dark and mysterious
Your touch is...	irresistable
Your smell is...	arousing
Your smile is...	Devilish
Your love is...	eternal

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Does this fit me?

Sat, 30 Oct 2004 03:48:04 GMT

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Write down what it says:

the supIeor circumfrence forms the brim of the pelvis the included being called the inlet.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?

Stand that holds my tv

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Once apon a time in mexico

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

1030

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

1041

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Pistorelro - juno reactor

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Coming in from working on my car.

8. Before you came to this website [started this survey], what did you look at online?

My live journal userinfo

9. What are you wearing?

Black Transnine pants and cheetah brand black shirt

10. Did you dream last night?

My dreams are forgotten like so many of my dark thoughts that poision my blood and seed destruction in my mind's Eye.

11. When did you last laugh?

WHen I was standing next to lexa in the best costume thing at school

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Pokemon poster that covers a hole in the walls a silkscreen of evangelion rurion kenshin and battle angel alita.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

I looked down.

14. What is the last film you saw?

Suspect Zero

15. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?

305 Beach king twin engine prop plane and enough ful to fly anywhere multiple times

16. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

MY penis get hard when i Look at small childrens

17. Do you like to dance?

Like a retard likes bricks and bugs

18. George Bush in one word?

President

19. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Bitch you ain't got to ask THat i want out!

20. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

You again!! Thats the thrid time this month.

Thu, 28 Oct 2004 16:54:58 GMT

I HAte edd It is very boring and no one comes to visit damn you damn you ALLLLLLLLL. MY pointed reckoning Shall be Upon you.. EPPPP the Leperchan Is coming Run for you GOd fearing sad forsaken lives!!!!

What today i did

Wed, 04 Aug 2004 22:48:54 GMT

Well frist off i ran thru a maze of scotch tape ....sticky bastards as it is.
After the running of the tape i applie d for two jobs jasons deli and marble slab in mcallen... i wish i knew someone that could...umm" grease the wheels" alittle for me. BUt i do not...

Ohh yeha why does every one have so many damn account...well i have to go now.

Fri, 04 Jun 2004 23:39:23 GMT

Only 1500 yen!
Get your own at Hamstar's Noodlebar!

Crap

Sat, 15 May 2004 04:56:27 GMT

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Dozens of people have been arrested in connection with an ongoing federal crackdown on the distribution of child pornography sent over the Internet using peer-to-peer file sharing applications, federal law enforcement sources said Friday.

Attorney General John Ashcroft and officials from the FBI and Immigration and Customs Enforcement on Friday announced the results of the latest enforcement actions which have taken place throughout the United States in recent days.

Officials said cybercrime task forces have been targeting distributors of pornographic images on the file sharing networks which have been used by young, potentially vulnerable audiences, who primarily have used the peer to peer applications to share music.

In some cases predators have used the technology to try to lure victims for sex, an official said.

Federal law enforcement officials said the attorney general will highlight the ongoing problem in part to help alert parents of the continuing danger of pornography targeted at minors on the Internet.

"The problem is not new, but it's growing. It's huge," said one federal official.

Undercover FBI and ICE cybercrime investigators have been actively combating the many thousands of perpetrators engaged in pushing the pornography, officials said.

One 19-year-old youth recently arrested and convicted told authorities he started using peer-to-peer applications to share music, but later moved on to sending and receiving images and movies of child pornography.

Interagency task forces of federal, state and local law enforcement officials have been formed to fight what they say is a growing threat to children.

Sat, 15 May 2004 04:52:15 GMT

LONDON, England (CNN) -- Leaders of the the Christian church in Britain fear an age old message is falling on deaf ears.

But a "new means of communication" may just help them reach out and touch someone.

It is the Church of Fools -- created by the minds behind Ship of Fools, a none-too-stodgy online Christian magazine.

In their non-denominational virtual church, you can log on and come dressed in your cartoon best to worship and attend services.

It is the first 3-D online church service launched in Britain. The ministers who preach have their sermons appear as cartoon-style "thought bubbles."

Worshippers can log on and put money in the collection box without ever leaving home or work.

The organizers say the initiative aims to make Christian worship accessible to Web surfers who may never darken the doors of their local church. Lead sponsor is the Methodist Church.

At the site's launch this week, even No. 3 in the Church of England -- the Bishop of London -- stepped into cyberspace.

The bishop, the Rt. Rev. Richard Chartres, says: "We always have to learn how to 'sing the Lord's song,' the psalmist says, in whatever circumstances we are."

With some typing help, the bishop happily faced the new medium's "opportunities" and "challenges."

He says: "I'm going to have to learn more and more to be an ecclesiastical Ernest Hemingway with little staccato phrases."

As the bishop views a cartoon of himself, he notes: "I'm walking really rather at the moment like Mr. Simpson I think, aren't I really?"

This may be a technical glitch that doesn't deter the Web team from it's mission to spread the Gospel.
"We are not replacing church, we are adding really," says Simon Jenkins, shipoffools.com editor.

Adding an alternative for those unable to connect with God through more traditional means.

The Church of England is moving in much the same direction, appointing it's first-ever "Webpastor" -- or Webmaster -- Alyson Leslie.

"The more we put out there for people to explore their spiritual yearnings, the better," says Leslie.

The Church of Fools site has been built by digital media company Specialmoves, which has worked for Vivendi Universal and MTV. The technology used for the project was originally developed while creating an award-winning site for a cartoon version of "The Osbournes."

The Church of Fools idea came out of Ship of Fools' Internet game show, The Ark, in which 12 Bible heroes and villains were voted off Noah's famous floating zoo, "Big Brother"-style. More sailings are planned, Ship of Fools says.

So will Church of Fools work?

"It's non-threatening." one churchgoer told CNN. "A lot of people don't like to go into a church, because they think it's threatening or they don't deserve to be there."

Church of Fools doesn't call itself a "real" church, but it wants to serve as an "invitation" for "real" people to find a more personal relationship with God --glitches and all.

It seems that in the new century, the church will only be limited by the imagination.

"The next time I come on," says the Bishop of London, "I will expect to be levitating, quite frankly!"

Update for april 26

Wed, 28 Apr 2004 02:16:35 GMT

LONDON (April 26) - Two Scottish teenage boys escaped a jail sentence for breaking into the tomb of one of Scotland's most violent noblemen and taking a skull to use as a ventriloquist's dummy.

Sonny Devlin, 17, and a 15-year-old boy who cannot be named for legal reasons, were put on probation for three and two years respectively under the ancient crime of ''violation of sepulchre'' -- the first such trial for over a century, newspapers said on Saturday.

Last June, the boys broke into the mausoleum of Sir George ''Bloody'' MacKenzie, a senior official of Charles II who died in 1691. He earned his nickname for his zealous persecution of Presbyterians.

The court heard the crime was motivated by ''immature and drunken bravado more than anything sinister.'' The boys were accused of stealing the unidentified skull, using it ''like a glove puppet'' and then throwing it away.

BERLIN (April 26) - German police stopped a 17-tonbulldozer weaving through Berlin's streets at 3 a.m. by jumping onto the excavator, smashing the window and spraying mace into the driver's face.
A police spokesman said a 28-year-old man was detained for drunk driving and may be charged with theft for taking the bulldozer on a 2.5 mile joyride Sunday after leaving a pub in the Berlin district of Neukoelln.
One of the officers climbed onto the moving vehicle, but the driver held the door shut.

MEXICO CITY (April 26) - A Mexican man who got drunk, fell asleep on railroad tracks and was run over by a train slept through the entire episode and escaped unharmed, local officials said on Friday.

Jorge Lozano Lopez, a 32-year-old electrician, did not regain consciousness until well after paramedics arrived on the scene late on Wednesday night.

''He must have been very drunk to have slept through all that,'' said Jose Alfaro de la Rosa, a health official in the northern town of San Nicolas de los Garza.

''It's a miracle he wasn't hurt.''

The train's driver spotted Lozano Lopez on the tracks and frantically blew the whistle but was unable to rouse him or stop the train in time. The undercarriage passed within just a few inches of his body but did not touch him.

''I counted only six beers,'' a bewildered Lozano Lopez told local newspaper El Norte. ''But who knows how many more there might have been. I don't remember.''

SEX

Fri, 09 Apr 2004 00:51:25 GMT

1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.

2. Nothing improves with age. ('Cept for wine, Sean Connery and David Bowie.)

3. No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.

4. Sex has no calories. (It burns them. ^-^ )

5. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. (Depends on who you're with...)

6. There is no remedy for sex but more sex. (I concur!)

7. Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got. (For some of us, it's blatently obvious about what we have... and what we don't have...)

8. No sex with anyone in the same office. (Never get your honey where your money comes from.)

9. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.

10. A man in the house is worth two in the street.

11. If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.

12. Virginity can be cured.

13. When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.

14. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. (That's easy...)

15. The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.

16. Sex is dirty only if it's done right. ( Mmmm... Honey... )

17. It is always the wrong time of month.

18. The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

19. When the lights are out, all women are beautiful. (Save for when they glow in the dark, then you know you're in trouble... )

20. Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.

21. Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.

22. The younger the better. (With Age, comes Experiance.)

23. The game of love is never called off on account of darkness. (Children in the dark cause accidents... accidents in the dark cause children. )

24. It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.

25. Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.

27. Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs. ( ... Eeeew... )

28. There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.

29. Love your neighbor, but don't get caught. ( *Snickers* )

30. Love is a hole in the heart. (Or complete anialation thereof...)

31. If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon. ( But... I like my bras...)

32. Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics. ( ^_~ )

33. Do it only with the best. (And you won't know who's best until you try them all.)

34. Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning. ( Hard... good, slow, fast, Kink... y... )

35. One good turn gets most of the blankets. ( All the more reason to cuddle...)

36. You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.

37. Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

38. It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

39. Thou shalt not commit adultery.....unless in the mood. ( ... Thou shalt not rape thine neighbor.)

40. Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.

41. Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.

42. Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested.

43. A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.

44. What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.

45. It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

46. Never say no.

47. A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her. (Sad but... true...)

48. Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.

49. Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.

50. Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog. (Never piss into the wind either... )

51. A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride. (*Scratches out bicycle and sticks in Harley* )

52. Love comes in spurts. (Wet... sticky... creamy lookin' protein filled spurts...)

53. The world does not revolve on an axis.

54. Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant.

55. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

56. Don't do it if you can't keep it up.

57. There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.

58. Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.

59. Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.

60. "This won't hurt, I promise." ( ... Bullshit... >.< )

BIRTHDAY

Mon, 29 Mar 2004 03:58:27 GMT

Birhtday stuff can i have cake i want i like cake you all must bring me cake