| Stuff i got sent ((girls should know about the mens)) |
[14 Jun 2005|11:37pm] |
1. Guys hate sluts.
2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" - two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.
3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.
5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.
7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.
8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.
9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.
11. Guys get jealous easily.
12. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.
13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.
14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.
16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.
17. Guys are very open about themselves.
18. It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.
19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.
23. Guys will brag about anything.
24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you.
25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.
26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if 1 guy's confused, then we're all confused.
27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.
28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.
29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.
30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.
31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.
32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.
34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.
35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.
36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
37. Guys don't really have final decisions.
38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.
39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.
40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.
41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.
45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.
46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.
47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.
48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.
49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.
50. No guy can handle all his problems by his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.
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| Poison |
[13 Jun 2005|01:05pm] |
Your cruel device
Your blood, like ice
One look could kill
My pain, your thrill
I want to love you but I better not touch (Don't touch)
I want to hold you but my senses tell me to stop
I want to kiss you but I want it too much (Too much)
I want to taste you but your lips are venomous poison
You're poison running through my veins
You're poison, I don't want to break these chains
Your mouth, so hot
Your web, I'm caught
Your skin, so wet
Black lace on sweat
I hear you calling and it's needles and pins (And pins)
I want to hurt you just to hear you screaming my name
Don't want to touch you but you're under my skin (Deep in)
I want to kiss you but your lips are venomous poison
You're poison running through my veins
You're poison, I don't wanna break these chains
Poison
One look could kill
My pain, your thrill
I want to love you but I better not touch (Don't touch)
I want to hold you but my senses tell me to stop
I want to kiss you but I want it too much (Too much)
I want to taste you but your lips are venomous poison
You're poison running through my veins
You're poison, I don't wanna break these chains
Poison
I want to love you but I better not touch (Don't touch)
I want to hold you but my senses tell me to stop
I want to kiss you but I want it too much (Too much)
I want to taste you but your lips are venomous poison, yeah
I don't want to break these chains
Poison, oh no
Runnin' deep inside my veins,
Burnin' deep inside my veins
It's poison
I don't wanna break these chains
Poison
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[01 Jun 2005|09:49am] |
It is as in the sky is raining again. Playfully jealous of people. I thought it wwas still only 6 thirty. Frozen Tv dinners for lunch, and a glass of rain water. Funny is the backwards waltz.
Is every one keeping dry and staying to high ground.
Is that milkie way on my desk going to kill me or will the power surdges.
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| Pretty Lies |
[01 Jun 2005|01:49am] |
Am I?
Lie Lies Lie....
What a fool to thinking.
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[28 May 2005|03:31pm] |
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Nevermind i found it it was on my hat.
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[28 May 2005|03:28pm] |
I LOST MY TASEL I LOST MY TASSEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ohh FUCK ME JJESUS WHERE MY GOD DAMN TASSEL!!
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[06 May 2005|09:28pm] |
Victor At age Twenty.
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[30 Apr 2005|11:05am] |
Your Birthdate: April 1 |
Your birthday suggests that are executive ability and leadership qualities in your makeup.
A birthday on day 1 of any month gives a measure of will power and self-confidence, and very often a rather original approach.
This 1 energy may diminish your ability and desire to handle details, preferring instead to paint with a broad brush.
You may be sensitive, but your feelings stay rather repressed. |
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[22 Apr 2005|07:18pm] |
PRICELESS!
This was sent by a friend who noted that a group of Syrians decided to hold an anti-American rally. Since they couldn't read and write English for their protest signs, they found an English-speaker to "translate" their anti-American slogans for them. They apparently made the mistake of asking the wrong guy to help them and he took matters into his own hands.
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| Stole it from will |
[20 Apr 2005|02:02am] |
1. Who are you?:
2. Are we friends?:
3. Why are you my friend?
4. When and how did we meet?:
5. How have I affected you in any way?:
6. What do you think of me sexually?:
7. What's the fondest memory you have of me?:
8. How long do you think we will be friends?:
9. Do you love me?:
10. Do you have a crush on me?:
11. Would you kiss me?:
12. Would you hug me?:
13. Physically, what stands out?:
14. Emotionally, what stands out?:
15. Do you wish I was cooler?:
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it:
17. Am I loveable?:
18. How long have you known me?:
19. Describe me in one word:
20. What was your first impression?:
21. Do you still think that way about me now?:
22. What do you think my weakness is?:
23. Do you think I'll get married?:
24. What makes me happy?:
25. What makes me sad?:
26. What reminds you of me?:
27. If you could give me anything what would it be?:
28. How well do you know me?:
29. When's the last time you saw me?:
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?:
31. Do you think I could kill someone?:
32. Are you going to put this on your Livejournal and see what I say about you?
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[18 Nov 2004|10:43pm] |
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Started using mozilla as a intrenet broswer
the speed is unbelievable...
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[17 Nov 2004|03:26am] |
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People are computer illitarate fucks.... Props to mr. C for his patience ... but maybe we should just tape a fork to thier hand so they can eat thier pudding....damn architecture with stupid people is retarded.
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[31 Oct 2004|09:48pm] |
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Does this fit me?
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[29 Oct 2004|10:39pm] |
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1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Write down what it says:
the supIeor circumfrence forms the brim of the pelvis the included being called the inlet.
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
Stand that holds my tv
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Once apon a time in mexico
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
1030
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
1041
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Pistorelro - juno reactor
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Coming in from working on my car.
8. Before you came to this website [started this survey], what did you look at online?
My live journal userinfo
9. What are you wearing?
Black Transnine pants and cheetah brand black shirt
10. Did you dream last night?
My dreams are forgotten like so many of my dark thoughts that poision my blood and seed destruction in my mind's Eye.
11. When did you last laugh?
WHen I was standing next to lexa in the best costume thing at school
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Pokemon poster that covers a hole in the walls a silkscreen of evangelion rurion kenshin and battle angel alita.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
I looked down.
14. What is the last film you saw?
Suspect Zero
15. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
305 Beach king twin engine prop plane and enough ful to fly anywhere multiple times
16. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
MY penis get hard when i Look at small childrens
17. Do you like to dance?
Like a retard likes bricks and bugs
18. George Bush in one word?
President
19. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Bitch you ain't got to ask THat i want out!
20. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
You again!! Thats the thrid time this month.
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[28 Oct 2004|10:43am] |
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I HAte edd It is very boring and no one comes to visit damn you damn you ALLLLLLLLL. MY pointed reckoning Shall be Upon you.. EPPPP the Leperchan Is coming Run for you GOd fearing sad forsaken lives!!!!
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